2021, Colonel 'Muzzy' Blunderbooch
“I say, I would have wagered the crown jewels that those mushrooms were the edible kind. Sorry old boy. Would you like to lay down in my tent?”
"Me? In an all girl's Swiss finishing school? At midnight? With a tommy gun? With my reputation?.................Ding Dong!"
"I have some interesting scrolls back it the yurt if you would care to see them"
"What you need to remember Gentlemen, is that monkeys can be troublesome for the expedition cook, but apes are a distinct hazard for the radio operator under all circumstances."
"I hafta say, youse boids is in dire need of a new coat a' paint an I just happen to have brung my brush."
"The fella that tries to put blueberries on my hotcakes is going to need a priest."
"I recon that mule was yours I guess. Your welcome to join us for supper then. Mule steaks go good with beans and cornbread".
"Sun Tzu was a scholar and a very wise warrior and never, under any circumstances, lost his calm. But then he never had to deal with you nitwits."